Guy Who Paid $3.7 Million To Have Sex With Megan Fox Is Suing Because, Shockingly, No One Showed Up

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Money, as we well know, cannot buy intelligence. Living proof of that is this dude who shelled out $3.7 million thinking he was going to have some sex with a few famous celebrities.

First off, is that a real thing? Paying to have sex with famous celebrities? Do you have to be in the Illuminati to participate or something or is this guy just a flat-out idiot? Let’s find out…

Reports The Daily Mail

A Chinese businessman claims he paid an escort agency $3.7 million to have sex with supermodels and A-list actresses.

Yu ‘Martin’ Xu alleges he paid Sydney-based agency Royal Court Escort for ‘sexual services’ from Hollywood actress Megan Fox, Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel and Independence Day actress Angelababy but was stood up.

Mr Xu said an agent told him that the agency would provide ‘female escorts of international standing for the provision of sexual services’, according to documents filed in the NSW Supreme Court.

He said the company agreed to facilitate the meeting anywhere in the world if he paid $3.7 million, as well as the costs of transport and accommodation.

‘It was agreed that if (Mr Xu) paid the sum of $3.7 million (the agency) would provide Megan Fox, Candice Swanepoel and ‘Angelababy’ as escorts for sexual services,’ Mr Xu’s statement of claim said.

Mr Xu then alleges the agency stood him up, and despite making the payments he never met with the A-listers.

Okay, so he’s just an idiot, basically. Question asked and answered.

My only other question is this, how can someone who paid $3.7 million to have sex with celebrities possibly have made all that money in the first place?

I want to meet this guy just so I can fleece him out of some more of his money. I mean, based on the story above, how hard can it be?